My Greek Christmas Part IV – The Cake
If you have been following my Christmas cake rigmarole (Parts I, II and II, links at the end of this post), you may have already guessed, I’m eating Christmas cake, morning, noon and night.
I had some for breakfast today, and yesterday!
Why, when my family will not entertain this “Great British Christmas Tradition” did I embark on my plan of action?
Nostalgia? I’ve been having quite a bit of that this Christmas, I’ll put it down to age!
Things were going along smoothly with my Christmas cake, even though I do think it could have done with less time in the oven, I sliced off the burnt bits, (No one witnessed that), and hid everything under the marzipan, which, I must say, looked very professional.
At this point, I wasn’t too concerned about appearances.
“Fools and children should never see work half done”
Right?
I had in mind, something simple and elegant, after spending hours on Pinterest, inspecting photos of the most splendid Christmas cakes, obviously created by master bakers; I plumped for something like this;
Not being as arrogant to think I could manage this without help, I asked around, the most popular answer being; “Make the easy recipe, with marshmallows “ This amazing cake called for fondant icing, something I have never attempted.
Did I listen to this advice? No, I’m a purist at heart, and wanted to go by the book, until I discovered the recipe included glucose syrup.
Bad stuff, so I hear.
In retrospect, as likely as not, no worse than the huge amount of sugar to be used anyway.
Back to Delia Smith and her royal icing.
Nothing is ever simple is it? Now I need glycerin.
This means sending (My Greek God) on an errand to the pharmacy.
MGG never say’s no, but, he’s a man, he has a large ego, he’s not going to produce his little scrap of paper, with “Glycerin” printed clearly in both Greek and English, to the pharmacist, is he?
And so, he asks for Vaseline.
I kept calm and sent him back, saying;
“It’s an understandable mistake anybody can make”
The glycerin brought on another bout of nostalgia; I remembered my mother.
My mother swore by glycerin and rosewater, to smooth and soften chapped hands, dare I send MGG back to the pharmacy a third time for rosewater?
I have the glycerin, surely it can’t be too difficult to cook up some homemade glycerin and rosewater, I must remember to ask Mr. Google about that.
I read and re-read the recipe and method for royal icing;
Dear Delia;
“Where did I go wrong?”
I did exactly as you told me, but this “Gloop” is never going to stand up in “Fluffy peaks”.
I’ve used up all my icing sugar and now it’s too late to send MGG for more; the shops are closed.
I’m disheartened, covered in a veil of dusty white icing sugar, as is the whole kitchen; I’m beginning to dislike this Christmas cake intensely.
“Oh, just put the icing onto the cake, and hope for the best”, my daughter tells me.
The best was not good, my hopes were raised for a couple of minutes, but only until the “Gloop” collected in large pools around the base of the cake, leaving only a thin layer actually on the cake itself.
Tomorrow’s another day, everything looks better after a good night’s sleep;
I went to bed.
Bright and early, MGG goes off for more icing sugar, whilst I trim snowy pools from around the base of the, by now, “Christmas atrocity”
Extra thick icing was quickly made, and “Fluffed up” on the top of the cake, with not an ounce of enthusiasm.
The sides of the cake were concealed under a shocking pink ribbon, by this time, I didn’t care that it should have been a scarlet, Christmassy red.
A Christmas tree, from some Christmas past, a sweet little deer and a dodgy looking snowman, that were more or less thrown on top of the cake, would be appreciated by my three and a half year old granddaughter, Melina.
And here it is, the fruits of my labours:
Yes, I have cut it, it needed a chain saw, the icing is rock hard and brittle, so much for the glycerin, the cake, well, it’s not bad, the marzipan is delicious.
Only my daughter-in-law was kind enough to try it, I don’t think it was to her taste, but she was polite about it!
I shall be eating Christmas cake until Easter; I had to make the largest size, didn’t I?
No.
I shall make my lemon drizzle cake, always a winner!
Now, what on earth shall I do with my “I’m not paying that much” top of the range Christmas cake tin?
Read about the run up to this finale at the links below:
My Greek Christmas Part I – Getting Started
My Greek Christmas Part II – Stir up Sunday
My Greek Christmas Part III – Deck the Halls
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A 1970’s Christmas in Leeds – Yorkshire
Flying Home For Christmas – A Good Old Yorkshire Christmas in Leeds